Dear Family, Friends, and Anyone Whose Google Search for “Family, Friends, and Anyone” Landed Them Here,
We hope this year-end report finds you happy, healthy, and enjoying a restful and restorative holiday season with loved ones. Lots of stuff happened in our family this year, and there are lots of pictures that go with this stuff! Photo captions appear in a super-squinty font, but we encourage you to read them anyway. A bonus feature tracks some of the Meaningless Milestones that John reached this year! Before we begin, though, here’s…
A Note on Hyphenation
If you like it when large words are broken into pieces, you’re in for a real treat this year! The WordPress platform is pretty aggressive about hyphenation. If you see any hyphens you don’t like, please assume Word-Press-put-them-there-!
And now on to actual family news…
This year, we’re proud to report that both boys successfully aged by one year. To celebrate, we invited strangers into our home and paid them to behave strangely. For Max’s 8th birthday party, a magician entertained the crowd.
For Zach’s 5th birthday party, puppets entertained the crowd.
Meaningless Milestone #1
John also grew one year older, but with less fanfare (and less cake) than the kids. Marginally more newsworthy is that the number of subscribers to John’s YouTube channel now exceeds his age. Growth was explosive this year, beginning as it did near 0 at the close of 2016. These guitar videos are just waiting to go viral as soon as you and 100,000 of your closest friends watch, like, comment, and subscribe!
Meet the New School, Same as the Old School
Zach started full-day kindergarten at the Bucks County Montessori Charter School this fall! Max is in the 3rd grade at BCMCS. Now they get to catch the same bus each morning, right across the street from home.
Zach Reads Everything
Even though this heading is pretty self-explanatory, here’s some text to explain it with an example and pictures. Zach loves reading books, Highlights magazine, street and traffic signs, and just about anything else bouncing photons at his eyes.
For example, when Ayelet took the boys to buy donations for a Jewish food pantry, Zach became an expert at reading kosher food labels. He checks everything that comes into the house and lets everyone know which items are kosher. We don’t keep kosher, but it’s nice to see the boy honing a skill. Test your knowledge: Which of the following shows kosher food?
Readers of a certain age may remember that 30 years ago, on October 19, 1987, there was a stock market crash called Black Monday. Readers of a less certain age may know that 20 years ago, when October 19 fell more conveniently on a weekend, Ayelet and John got married. A handful of readers may recognize their younger selves in this photo from our wedding day. Additional photos appear in an anniversary guitar video that John recorded.
Max is getting really good with nunchucks, and this fall he earned his brown belt in karate. Max is even more fierce when doing karate than when posing for a photo with Sensei Brian.
Meaningless Milestone #2
In less strenuous but more persistent physical activity, John has taken his exercise walks for nearly 2,200 consecutive days, totaling more than 22,000 miles. The streak is approaching 6 years, beginning before Zach was born and including mostly outdoor walking in weather ranging from snowstorms, to 100+ degree summer heat, to Hurricane Sandy. Steps are not counted, so the mileage excludes each walk from the couch to retrieve a snack and the ensuing return trip.
Science Fair Max
This spring, Max did a science fair project on color perception, specifically on opposite colors. Try staring at the dot near the center of this picture, without moving your head or blinking, for 20 seconds. Then look away, preferably at something white, and what do you see?
Ayelet Does Educational Stuff, Too
Ayelet has been receiving rave reviews for her teaching, and she submitted a big research grant proposal this year. After encouraging feedback she resubmitted a revised grant proposal later this year. Ayelet also accepted and began working with a new graduate student.
Max joined the after-school chess club this year, and he’s also taught Zach to play. The two of them play a lot of chess together, and they’re making great progress playing against skill-appropriate levels on a chess app.
Newest Addition to the Family
Our nephew Jack was born! In compliance with Meron family bylaws, this took place in April. We went to visit Jack–and, while we were there, his whole family (Shachar, Amy, Mattie, Emmie, and Gracie)–in central Illinois, fancifully depicted here:
Despite appearances on this Illinois Travel Map, please be advised that you can approach Illinois from the east by land rather than by sea. Also, John thinks they’ve taken some liberties with all the state has to offer. In his experience, it’s a little bit of this…
surrounded by almost nothing else but this…
This year for Halloween, the boys dressed up as Pokemon characters. If you recognize them, then you also know far more than anyone really needs to know about Pokemon characters.
As a point of comparison, here are the “real” Ash and Pikachu:
The Old #1 is the New #2
Long-time readers know that John was raised as a New England Patriots fan. Zach has taken a real interest in football, meaning that he’s still at the age where anything his dad likes is interesting to him, too. (Sadly, Max has outgrown this.) For a few years the Pats were Zach’s #1 team, but he’s decided they’re now his #2, following the Philadelphia Eagles. I’ve decided to allow it, since you just can’t fight the pull of geography. I grew up in New England, he’s growing up near Philadelphia, so be it.
Assorted Fun Photos
Before we say goodbye, we’d like to leave you with a few more pictures of the boys. If you’d like to see a lot more of the boys, visit John’s Facebook page for monthly albums of pictures and videos dating back to, and even slightly before, Max’s birth.